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Ronald McDonald Physics

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.
Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
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It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.
by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012
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girls who study physics

Smart girls with little sense of humor. They will tear you apart, and they know how to do it now. That's right, they took physics. Now quit staring at them and go back to work.
1: "They're acting like girls who study physics."
2: "Don't let them hear you say that."
by missphys April 6, 2015
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A-level physics

Suicide in the form of a lesson. If you take this A-level you are pretty dumb
Annabelle decided to take A-level physics than be happy
by Tabletenis91210 May 16, 2021
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Pub physique

A "Pub Physique" can be seen generally in older males who deprive exercise and a healthy existence in favour of drinking heavily in local public house.Their body weight will be MUCH higher than the average person. Often they are wise and funny, having many tales to tell.
by Coopboy July 13, 2010
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physco

A physical company; the opposite of a Dot Com or a computer-based corporation.
the "We Sell Your Stuff on Ebay Store" from the movie 40 Year Old Virgin is a physco
by SMUmuch March 26, 2008
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Particle Physics

1. Particle Physics is a field of scientific study that has not been properly defined as of yet. See waste of time.

2. How you explain the final resting position of articles of clothing in a post-coital state, oftentimes referring to absurd or previously held to be impossible trajectories or arrangements of socks.

3. A euphemism for violently puking after drinking too much, usually resulting in projection from the nasal cavities. A polite way of explaining what happened to the bathroom on your way out of the door.

4. A major chosen by college-age males who have never had sex.

5. The nickname you give a girl with atomic models shaved into her pubic hair.

6. The reason bad things happen to good people.
1. I tried reading my particle physics textbook, but I don't speak whatever language it seems to be written in.

2. Person 1: Hey? How the hell did my bra get caught on the ceiling fan?
Person 2: ...Particle Physics?

3. Dude, watch your step... some Freshman underwent some serious particle physics in the laundry room!

4. Roommate 1: So, you're a Sophomore right? What's your major?
Roommate 2: I'm thinking of going into particle physics right now.
Roommate 1: ...Dude... I'm so sorry. I remember back when I was still a virgin...

5. Friend: So, I heard you got a late night visit from Particle Physics... How was that?
Lucky Guy: Dude, that girl literally has an atomic pussy.

6. Random Haitian: WHY GOD WHY?!
Haitian Government: ...Particle Physics?
by FannyBabble February 9, 2010
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Physco

A person with obnoxious outrages that happen randomly
Jessica is the pure definition of physco
by scaredgirl July 6, 2012
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