para

A shortened version of the word (paraletic), describing the highest state of drunkeness. The final stage of being drunk before vommiting and/or blacking out. General memory loss.

Often coupled with an adjective or adverb.

John was so para last night.

I am getting totally para on friday.

by Sam Tendall November 28, 2007

Padua girl

Pada-hoe
you know the saying 'padua to bed ursaline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursaline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...

wow like a real girl, with girly parts" padua girls

by oh hell yes February 26, 2005

Blumpkin Parade

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom

Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart

by Jonathon M May 15, 2007

Retard Parade

When your IQ temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. Usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.

Dude....my mind just went on a retard parade...

by radaradarada December 19, 2008

ponch parade

When you see a group of two or more persons all with a ponch, it is classified as a ponch parade

Yesterday i went to Wendy's and i saw a Ponch Parade! It was gross!

by Corey Mann June 30, 2008

Police Parade

When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.

It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.

by hamezz November 5, 2011

dudu para

when you tell dudu to para but he wont

clara: DUDU PARAAAAAAAAA
dudu: krruuuu

by OOGA BOOGA LIKES CAKE June 17, 2019