Kazakh Parrot

The act of placing ones scrotum on the shoulder of another in an act of dominance. Usually occurs when victim is acting homosexual.

"Paul was being a fag about Call of Duty so I showed him, and gave him a Kazakh Parrot"

by YeaDude44 March 9, 2017

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008

dead parrot

When a guy goes up behind another guy (or girl) that's sitting down and pulls out his dick and gently rests it on the sitting persons shoulder, thus creating a dead parrot.

Mike came up behind Joey and pulled a slick move, he gave him a dead parrot.

by Ceeder January 21, 2004

Parrin'

The act of being a complete and total bitchy asshole cunt gutterslut motherfucking juvenile.

Beta : Good thing I am so much smarter, better, more beautiful, more liked, more popular, more Persian, and so much more perfect than you.

Shelly: Stop Parrin'. You're a bitch.

by Ihaveapenisinmyasshole July 1, 2009

parrot guy

Someone who is popular because they are connected to a object or a cause, however they quickly lose their popularity when the object/cause is gone.

The guy you might find in a beachside bar, with a Parrot perched on his shoulder. The guy is very well known because of his pet bird, and is the life of the bar. However, after the Parrot is gone, the guy is found uninteresting without the bird.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

patronable

Someone who is easily patronized or who makes themselves an easy target or patronizing remarks or condescending retorts. SOmeone who makes themselves a target for patronizing or condescending behavior from others. A person who makes it easy for others to treat them in a patronitical manner.

Poor Tre-Tre, he just does not realize how patronable he really is. He constantly sets himself up for the patronitical remarks and behavior of so many people.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

slap a parrot

an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. This anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.

"I am so mad at Yasmeen, that I could slap a parrot!"

"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."

by Eyjafjallajökull aftermath April 25, 2010