Opti

The best person to ever exist, everyone who meets her falls in love with her. You'll never meet a girl as good as her and the second you meet her you'll know it.

"I love Opti so much she's the apple of my opteye."

by 5yth July 4, 2019

pants optional

Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)

1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Optimists

People who see life in the best possible light, or at least as being generally good. The most horrible, obnoxious people in the world.

"The glass is half-full!"
"Get that god damn water out of my glass, asshole! Did it ever occur to you I might have left it empty for a REASON?! HUH?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!"

by Sorry. I'm an ass, I know. But I really hate opti June 6, 2003

optimistical

Being optimistic in your own fantasy world.

I am optimistical that my Prince Charming will ride in on a beautiful white unicorn someday.

by Cat Hernandez February 23, 2007

Wisconsin Option

A yes or no question at the end of a sentence forcing the person to answer with strictly yes or no, but is only given the "no" as an option, however, they could answer yes. Most often, people give a protracted answer instead of just giving a yes or no. This is primarily posed in conversations in Wisconsin, however, it is also found in other states and provinces of Canada. It is thrown around willy-nilly unwittingly by the interrogator in the conversation.

Do you work for Associated Financial group OR NO?

Do you think Brett Favre is a pussy since he retired and came back like a drama queen OR NO?

(Wisconsin option)

by gipnfdl October 16, 2008

OP-T

Operation tongue. To make out.

"Dude, I just got some sweet op-t with this chick, no joke."

by Alex Soundry June 3, 2006

Optimist

An optimist is usually a person who always remains happy and cheerful despite various problems that arise. Besides being wonderful, joyful people to be around, they can also be dangerously unrealistic and at times, wickedly annoying. That is, if you're a pessimist. Optimists are generally loved and appreciated by society; however they are hated and despised by pessimists. (Who are boring, whining people).

Person: Ah! I just lost my leg!
Optimist: Don't worry! Maybe... you'll become a talented wheelchair basketball player!!

by sunnyface June 28, 2012