Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 06, 2021

Booty Sneak

Another name for a naked picture of someone, usually used ironically. If someone uses this word unironically, theyre most likely an idiot.

Hey pretty girl, can I get a booty sneak?

Dude, she sent me a booty sneak last night!

by Mr. Booty Sneak August 20, 2017

sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around

Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj

by The real almighty July 31, 2017

Sneak meat and greet

This is when a girl especially underage girls have sex with boys especially older boys to get them arrested for rape or underage sex with a minor. Some will even blackmail them for money all the time or they will scream rape. A lot of sick dirty shit girls do to get what they want or a girl they hate boyfriend because they not strong enough to beat her ass with him around and will even look like his girlfriend with make up to trick him. So many evil as shit I can’t describe it’s not enough space to type it here. A lot of times girls do this too because they Have hiv and and no one would have sex with them so lie and said he rape her and gave it to her.

This girl out so many good innocent people away with her sneak meat and greet all for the money and ending her best competition so she can be famous over him. Or he humiliated her when he showed her how evil she was online social media but didn’t see her face so she got her worst coldest revenge and laugh about it so hard when she got a tan looking black dark brown skin girl when she’s was really white skin or light skin. And no one can find the real her anymore.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022

sneak cheek

The lower most portion of the booty.

She was just sagging out with her sneak cheek.

by SkippyJohn June 19, 2017

Sneak out night

This is the night where u have to sneak out to a party or just with friends etc

Tina: “hey wanna sneak out tonight”

Jen: “oh yeah it’s national sneak out night!”

by idkkkkhehe December 14, 2019

Sneak dissin

Sneak dissin is when the person who intends on doing the dissin, doesn’t always have to be opp (enemy). It can also be a homeboy/homegirl. For example, few people around and the people sneak dissin play the song, “ I’m sprung.” T Pain.’ Because just the day before the homeboy told friends he doesn’t know why, but he always wants to be with his very new girlfriend.

Lesjar was sneak dissin his homeboy Michael, because Mike has become a lame, kinda like how a sad puppy cries when its owner leaves, so Lesjar starts making crying puppy sounds.

by #SjarSjar #LifeNotAlwaysBoutOP August 13, 2022