Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.

You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

blunt ogre

A blunt ogre the dude you leave the joint with (un-lit) while you use the bathroom right quick and come back and he smoked the whole joint already

ex)
"Ight dog lemme drop a load right quick, hold this L"
"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
"yo where the joint at cuz"
"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"

by thelilcuZzo April 16, 2015

Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018

Motel blunt

motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.

bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt

by lilyoni21 September 20, 2017

struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick

I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt

by David Cejmer October 16, 2017