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Kellyville is full of rednecks who are racist against African Americans , anyone with diferent skin colorb, different religion and the LGBT community. It also have emos and goths who are normal and not racist. The emos and Goths are nice , loving people.
Only in Kellyville Oklahoma does some people fuck their cousin's.
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Gore, Oklahoma

Gore, America. Nothing like it. Population=900. Small town where there is nothing better to do but go backroadin by the Illinois River or do drugs with the Mayor. Located by Lake Tenkiller and in the number one meth county, Sequoyah County. People from this town know everything about everyone and have nothing better to do but gossip. Main attractions-hillbillies, drug addicts in Harps or Rainbow Mart, Kissin cousins, and 14 year old "moms to be". Gore...also known as the "Trout Capital of the World.
Where are you from? Gore, Oklahoma...confusion...its by Lake Tenkiller.
by lovefordeer April 13, 2011
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smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??
Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!
by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015
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Rotten Oklahoma

When someone, after having sex, tackles their partner and shoves their unsuspecting face into feces while shouting, "Oklahoma!"
"I gave that chick from the club a Rotten Oklahoma, but she hasn't called me back yet."
by DonaldDump August 18, 2016
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The Oklahoma Helicopter

1. When a man spins his penis in a similar fashion to a helicopter blade and repeatedly slaps his partner in the face. It is also known as "The Sprinkler" when the same maneuver is done during climax.

2. A wrestling move. In specific, a wrestler jumps from one of four corners into the air and spins hastily in the fashion of a helicopter blade, and then landing onto the opponent on the floor.
1. "Oh, he did The Oklahoma Helicopter last night and it really got me wet."

2. "Oh my god, what a devastating blow! That Oklahoma Helicopter may have knocked him out!"
by SatanWithoutHorns September 16, 2018
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Lawton, Oklahoma

One of the most dismal big-small towns in the largest fly over-state in the country.

It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.
Person 1: Ever been to Lawton, Oklahoma?

Person 2: Yes, I drove through there once. It was awful.
by yanekov March 20, 2013
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Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
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