The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
Get the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat mug.AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.
Not the best place to be honest.
Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"
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Get the Oklahoma mug.When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.
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Get the Oklahoma tire swing mug.Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.
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