Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.

An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.

by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

Bone nob

When you nutt so hard you dick turns into a nob

We boned so hard I bone nobbed

by Tdogsta November 10, 2016

nob

a noob that cant spell

your so bad you cant spell -pro

your a nob -noob

by notnob February 7, 2020

Nob gobbler

Gitting your dick sucked so good it turns into a nob

Tammy sucked tim's dick so good shes a nob gobbler

by Your mim October 21, 2018

nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...

"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."

by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006