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Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.
An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.
by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008
mugGet the Dorf-nobmug.

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
mugGet the Nob Joltmug.

nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017
mugGet the nob kebabmug.

Bone nob

When you nutt so hard you dick turns into a nob
We boned so hard I bone nobbed
by Tdogsta November 10, 2016
mugGet the Bone nobmug.

nob

your so bad you cant spell -pro

your a nob -noob
by notnob February 7, 2020
mugGet the nobmug.

Nob gobbler

Gitting your dick sucked so good it turns into a nob
Tammy sucked tim's dick so good shes a nob gobbler
by Your mim October 21, 2018
mugGet the Nob gobblermug.

nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...
"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."
by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006
mugGet the nob washmug.

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