zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020

Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

zoomed

fatigued, exhausted

After a full day of staring at a computer screen, I was so zoomed. I couldn't keep my eyelids open.

I used to have so much energy, but ever since we went into quarantine lockdown, I just feel zoomed all the time.

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021

zoom zoom

banging; doing the nasty; having sexual intercourse; hanky panky. mainly used by lesbians. can be used as a noun or verb.

"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"

"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "

by squirrelz1010101 September 7, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

by Flowky October 20, 2020

multi-zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, work in other tabs, or engage in communication not related to the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

zoom

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

by nlolhere July 15, 2020