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shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad
Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid
by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011
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Shitter-Mentality

The mentality that something is unwinnable, undoable or unpreventable. The belief that nothing could be done and there was no room for improvement.
Matthew: This game sucks I can't do anything, their team is so annoying wtf.
Kevin: Shitter-Mentality
by Non-shitter January 16, 2021
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Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.
The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.
by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021
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shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.
Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.
by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022
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Scottish Shitter

A reference to building house plots on the game " Manor Lords " wherein a house plot tapers down slowly on one end to spoof the placement of an outhouse that is seen on every house plot thus placing the " Shitter " an unreasonable distance from the house. It is as if a man would have to tread through the highlands just to take a shit.
That's so far to walk it's practically a Scottish Shitter.
by OutermostGold October 3, 2022
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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
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