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by biggestbootyhoe July 30, 2016
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Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
Get the semen nachos mug.Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
by ErikZona February 1, 2020
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Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
by brunito February 9, 2020
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Typical characteristics of someone called Nacho are sexyness, a hairless ass and the ability to disguise their psychopathy with their apparently innocent face, but don't let this handsome boi trick you, he will eventually sell your organs to the black market in Singapore (he knows a guy)
Typical characteristics of someone called Nacho are sexyness, a hairless ass and the ability to disguise their psychopathy with their apparently innocent face, but don't let this handsome boi trick you, he will eventually sell your organs to the black market in Singapore (he knows a guy)
Oh no! Nacho spiked my drink and I woke up in a bathtub in Ontario with one of my kidneys missing! But at least I got to see that smooth, perfectly shaped, polished, hairless ass.
by Your mom in tanga March 26, 2020
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