MySpace

The site for emos by emos.
A digital world in which tossers come together and engage in an illusion of friendship.
Any information you put on MySpace can and will be used by hackers for the purpose of digital footprinting in order to learn as much about you as possible so that they can launch a spear-phishing attack against you.

They say MySpace can do terrible things to a mind; it can wipe away your thoughts and destroy your very identity.

MySpace by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

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myspace

A place that parents have the horible notion is evil and kids ages 9-15 just love. Is also a place that you can meet friends and talk or chat with real ones. I know everyone says myspace is additing but really its not. But everyone and thier mother has one.

britney-hey lucy i just got a myspace its so totally awsome so likke get one!!!!111!!!!!!11!111!11

lucy-but i want to be my own person and everyone has one

britney-so (join the army)?

myspace by join the army! March 8, 2008

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Myspace

A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"

Myspace by erereric May 30, 2008

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definition 1). (m)eans (y)our (s)ad (p)athetic (a)nd (c)ompletely (e)xaggerated (myspace acronym). definition 2). a place were dorky ass people pretend to be cool, and that are anti-social in real life, so basically it is a "make believe" place that people go to feal like somebody likes them in this world. definition 3). a desperate attempt to meet new people, will only result in more depression. definition 4). a place were girls are put on pedastools because of stupid people.

myspace is a place were people can think they are cool and shelter away from how bad real life has treated them. they can make believe that all these people are their friends, when in actuality none of these people actually like them and visa versa. also, is a place were girls find themselves on a pedastool because of 900 guys telling them they look good, resulting in her thinking she is too good for anyone, after that both male and females are unable to find mates because of putting the women on the pedastool, the women believe that they have 900+ opertunties of guys that like them, why should they bother with you??? and all 900+ guys are giving her compliments just because they think they actually have a chance of getting some.(and they dont) so your back in make believe land once again.

myspace by $nowman'$exy April 10, 2010