Mariah Carey

She looks like an orangutan. Her early career consisted of her behind bars at the Zoo as Fufu the orangutan.

Man, mariah carey sure does look like she de-evolved back into an ape

by himynameisel April 1, 2009

Mariah

A pumpkin spice latte drinking, ventei whip cream on the side, extremely basic bitch.

Is that a whale 🐳?

No dude, it's a Mariah.

by NotMariahsBiggestFan January 23, 2017

Mariah

A Big Ass Hoe Who’s Ussually On The Eastside Of The City . She Has No Shame. Mariah’s Are Often Built Nasty, & Most Likely Have STD’s

Aye There Go Dat Trick Mariah Tell That Bitch To Go Home.

by Nocap March 2, 2019

Mariah

Really fake bitch, kind of ugly with no sense of humour at all. likes to spread her legs to all the guys but smells like fish

that mariah girl smells like fish

by dinosaursareprettycool August 30, 2019

Mariah Carey

A great singer for pop music. is currently married to nick cannon.

Gossiper: hey i heard mariah carey and nick cannon are gonna have a child?
2nd gossiper: yah, i'd call her a cougar haha

by jesse091432 March 14, 2009

Mariah

The most stupidest girl alive because she let her best friend get away. Mariah is a girl who is after every boy. And to her a boy is more important than her best friend.If she would be with her best friend she forgive her.

Best friend : Mariah plz answer me !

Mariah :(ignoring her)

by Emily Rodriguez November 1, 2017

Mariahed

When a Semi hot- hot girl hangs out with tons of guys and leads them all on just to get things out of them and have fun. If i guy is getting mariahed he is getting his time thrown down the drain

Dude jeff is totally getting mariahed did you see thouse pictures on facebook.. man i feel bad..

by Youknowmelolololol November 1, 2009