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Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.
You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.
by Ragnar Snorison December 20, 2004
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moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.
"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"
by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007
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Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....
Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.
by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010
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moraning

Putting so much effort into slacking off its almost not worth slacking off
Alex was moraning when he got the answers to the test so he could get a perfect 65%
by Fag boi July 14, 2015
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morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"
"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"
by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017
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Morange

A person's Morning Orange Juice.
I really need my Morange.
by jakrhd May 30, 2017
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morality pimp

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.
She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.
by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018
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