Missouri is an interesting state. Basically the lower half is full of rednecks who belong to the south, and the north is full of completely civilized intelligent people. St. Louis being the most intelligent city. Here we have smart people. good food, good attractions, and fun times all around. The weather kind of sucks, but we all love it anyway. The stereotypes about the north are really kind of funny really, because they just depict us all as inbred, redneck, dumbasses.
Guy 1: Hey have you ever gone to Missouri?
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.
by stlouisdweller July 19, 2011
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A town that is not so "purdy" at all.
With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).
Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.
Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.
With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).
Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.
Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.
Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.
by Headphone Larry May 17, 2011
Get the Purdy Missouri mug.A terrible place filled with pawns/hicks and easily influenced girls who worship the cast of Laguna Beach. Every guy and girl in my highschool wears Hollister clothes that name places in southern California that they've never been to before. They think that Orange County is just like what MTV depicts them as. Most of the people here were born in Missouri, grew up in Missouri, and will probably stay in Missouri for the rest of there lives.
So, this is for every stupid hick and redneck that is reading this right now: Take of your California shirt, turn off MTV, and come to the realization that you are a stupid redneck who is from the Midwest. You are living a lie that's based on a lie. California is not what you think, even though it is the most beautiful and most fun place in the world. Laguna Beach is not the real Orange County. I was born and raised in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, but I had to move away for a semester. Now I know what a terrible place the Midwest is.
So, this is for every stupid hick and redneck that is reading this right now: Take of your California shirt, turn off MTV, and come to the realization that you are a stupid redneck who is from the Midwest. You are living a lie that's based on a lie. California is not what you think, even though it is the most beautiful and most fun place in the world. Laguna Beach is not the real Orange County. I was born and raised in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, but I had to move away for a semester. Now I know what a terrible place the Midwest is.
Southern California is the only place in the world that's worth living in. If you don't live here, you might as well be dead. I can't wait to get the hell out of this dumbass place called Missouri and move back to the Orange County that these idiots have never seen before.
by Ian Trautner January 2, 2007
Get the Missouri mug.A small town (less than 5,000 people) located about 30-40 miles east of Kansas City Missouri. It is in Lafayette County and on I-70. It is the stupidest place in the world. Everyone here is always bored because there isn't a thing to do. Nothing at all. The politics are corrupt. In school you never learn anything and the school politics are corrupt even more so. There are no forms of entertainment besides going to the one grocery store. The only fast food places are McDonald's, Taco Johns, Subway and Sonic. There is a mexican restaurant, Chinese restaurant and about 4 cafes.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.
Any small podunk town you can think of, any small stupid town with nothing to do, out in the sticks.
Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?
Odessa Missouri, sure.
Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.
Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.
Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?
Odessa Missouri, sure.
Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.
Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.
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