mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.
Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!
by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 07, 2018
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mini slab

" wow, look at those mini slabs!"
by Jjsalas November 18, 2016
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mini metro

Mini Metro is an android and apple game that has existed since August 2014. It is popular due to its unique puzzle elements. It is normally sold for the price of 99 cents. It was included in the App Store Best of 2016.
I love this new game I just got mini metro.
by LizardInACan October 21, 2021
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mini cheddars

“why does nathan not like mini cheddars they are the best?!”
by brickarmstrong September 19, 2020
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Mini Mong

When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.
Ive got an hour break before my next lesson, fancy a mini mong?
by boon:noob November 22, 2009
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Mini Cunt

Same as applies for BMW owners as they share the same company owners.

Normally respectable person jumps behind the wheel of a mini and is instantly a Cunt. Please not this does not apply to a classic mini.
by Jeff banks October 22, 2016
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Mini Biskit

Man: Where do you want it baby?

Woman: In my mini biskit!!!!
by monsterbeast63 July 08, 2009
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