The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
by fuckmichaellewwww August 19, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place
(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy #1 dude your such a michael lanahan
Guy #1-why are you so cool bro
Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles
Guy #1-why are you so cool bro
Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles
by albertchinningsworththethird January 26, 2011
Get the michaelmug. Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.
by MICHAEL HATER December 14, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. by MarcusArilious&MatifaBabyPhat August 26, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 26, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. Michael, a person who typically renders with a large penis with lots of friends. Michael usually has lots of friends and has been in many relationships. Michael is an overall cool person to be around.
Isn't he such a Michael!
by BoTb EVOLUTIONN June 12, 2017
Get the michaelmug. Michael seems like a goofball who doesn't really care about anyone or anything. But that's not how he really is. He is really a sweet guy who would do anything to protect someone he really cares about. Even if they aren't together.....anymore. No matter what he wouldn't let anyone hurt that person who he cares for.....NO MATTER WHAT!!! And once you meet him you could easily like him, because that's just how he is. He is a VERY like-able person. And no matter what happens, you will always have feelings for him.....NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!
Michael is my Ex- Boyfriend.
by The_Lost_Girl_12 August 3, 2017
Get the Michaelmug.