Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021

He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.
by Theleft August 1, 2020

by FalseSketch October 18, 2020

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022

Michael is a guy to know. When he comes to your mind, you suddenly can’t stop smiling. He is good looking, attractive and pretty cute. He is also a very caring person and hates to see people he loves being down. He does everything to put a smile on your face, even on your saddest days. He can’t sleep until he makes sure that you are okay (sometimes forgets himself). He puts his whole heart into everything he does. He drives you crazy when you are together, but when he leaves you miss him like you haven’t seen him in a year. He is respectful, sweet and loyal. Even though he is weird, you can’t but love him. All in all Michael is beyond perfect.
Girl: ,Michael is so perfect. I hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend.‘
Me: ,Unfortunately, he does (wildly pointing fingers at myself).‘
Me: ,Unfortunately, he does (wildly pointing fingers at myself).‘
by Quatschkopf December 7, 2019

A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021

by Jimmy jommerson September 11, 2020
