Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

Ey Mate

Ey Mate is a shortened way to say Hey Mate

B1 "Hi"

B2 "Ey mate, how you going?"

by Shelton Morseley November 18, 2013

mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.

Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.

by Banks712 November 15, 2018

clit mate

term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others

Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?

Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates

Jerf: Lol nigga, lol

by Black kid from the bookstore October 7, 2009

Best mates

we like fortnite we like fortnite

omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude

by PH-1 May 2, 2019

Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

by Surak July 31, 2007

classic mate

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.

"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"

by Gaff November 9, 2005