Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

pulling a marley

having a sexual relationship with an individual not because you want to but purely with the intention of getting back a very small sum of money back that said individual owes you

conversation between two people.

persone a :omg i cant believe jenny sucked billys dick and fucked him for 40 dollars !!!

person b : yea but he owed her 40 dollars she was just fucking him to get it back.

person a : oh so she was just pulling a marley !

person b : what does that even really mean...

person a : it just means shes a non unionized prostitute!

by Condylomata February 10, 2012

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

Bobby and Marley

da best dawgs in da worwd

ya know Bobby and Marley?

they're amazing

ya they are
#ilovethem

by groovyraccoon January 21, 2020

National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th

bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good

by national penis March 28, 2021

Peanut Butter Marley

Peanut Butter Marley is a commonly used term to describe a male dog with a learning disorder who is infatuated with consuming peanut butter off his owner.

“Hey Dre! I heard about your new dog. What a absolute Peanut Butter Marley”

“Thanks CJ!”

by belleville February 26, 2026