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Jonny From Maintenance

When someone uses mechanical lubricants to masturbate
Greg got caught pulling a Jonny From Maintenance with the 10w30
by The Roc Nights March 21, 2019
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Order of Magnitude Analysis

Only slightly less useful than real analysis, order of magnitude analysis (instead of using actual values) only considers what size "ruler" one would choose to measure each thing then compares those "ruler" sizes to assertain whether thing one is huge compared to thing two or vice versa.
By order of magnitude analysis, the scale of an atom is a 1 billion-billion-billion-billionth the scale of the observable universe. So, quite frankly my dear, we astrophysicists don't give a damn!
by LoneVVulf September 17, 2020
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Go raibh maith agat

'Thank you' in Irish Gaelic.
'Dia Dhuit Oisin a chara, conas atau tu?' Hello Oisin (my friend), how are you?
'Dia is muire dhuit! Ta me go maith, go raibh maith agat!" Hello back to you! I'm doing fine, thank you!
by OXFORD OFFICIAL December 2, 2020
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maditude

When someone's bad attitude radiates off of them, putting everyone else in the same maditude.
Mom's home from the store, with a fresh new maditude. She's beng a bitch.
by The Green Giraffe October 21, 2008
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Magitek Armor

A type of mech piloted by a Magitek Knight that is capable of shooting magic elemental beams, missles, transfering objects to alternate dimensions, and slashing the hell out of things.
Kefka got it anally from that Magitek Armor.
by sbm August 1, 2003
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low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.
When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.
by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003
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Maite

1. affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behaviour.
2. Being so fuck up that you do fuck up stuff!
I'm so Maite i can't control the volume of my voice. FUCK OFF!!
by BabyBlueI May 24, 2017
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