WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME

A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.

"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."

by aTransMasc December 20, 2022

The Maleficent DVD Effect

The Maleficent DVD effect is a term used to describe the immense fear of a fictional character that also might've resided from a passion for the character. This fear could reside in nightmares, resurfacing of old fears from your childhood, etc. This term stems from my huge fear of Maleficent as a kid, and how when I woke up early in the morning, went to the living room, and would see the cover for the Maleficent movie DVD, I'd be scared out of my mind. It caused me to hide under blankets on the floor because I thought I saw her shadow and cast away anything that had Maleficent on it. The thing was, I was the one who wanted the DVD because we saw a bit of it at a drive-in, and I didn't get to see the full movie, so I ultimately became terrified of something I was deeply interested in.

Someone: "Dude... I started hyperfixating on Carrie like a month ago, and now, at the slightest mention of Carrie, I get nightmares, and my fear of the dark comes back. My dad had to take away the book and tell me to stop watching stuff about Carrie because of how scared I'd get."
Someone Else: "Yeah, sounds like the Maleficent DVD effect man."
Someone: "Huh?"
Someone Else: "Basically a fear of a specific fictional character that you like."
Someone: "Oh."

by Ezraspainter August 10, 2024

Kawkaw malediction

The "Kawkaw Malediction" refers to an uncanny and seemingly supernatural streak of misfortune, particularly in financial or sports-related endeavors. This malevolent force is characterized by a series of unfortunate events, such as a sudden decline in stock values, cryptocurrency prices, or the performance of selected athletes on one's team.

After meticulously researching and investing in promising stocks, I found myself under the ominous influence of the Kawkaw Malediction, as their values plummeted inexplicably. It's as if the curse had targeted my financial endeavors, leaving me bewildered by the relentless bad luck.

Or

Believers in the Kawkaw Malediction warned against selecting certain players for the fantasy hockey team, claiming that the curse would strike and hinder their performance. True to the legend, my carefully chosen players experienced a sudden downturn in their game, reinforcing the eerie influence of the Kawkaw Malediction in the world of sports.

by Lieutenant-Colonel February 11, 2024

Akol malek

An amazing tasty piece of dark chocolate that only likes white guys and their guts.

Have you seen Akol malek? He’s so sexy and sweet

by flickergoon April 22, 2025

Cruciball of maledicsuckin

Proper terminology for the GAYEST ability in dawn of war soulstorm. thankfully its only used by the weakest race in the game, the dark eldar.

Why is it so retardedly gay? Because it makes infantry squads stop what their doing and attack themselves, and it can be cast 2 times if the dark eldar player has enough soul energy.

This means in early t2-t3 you may lose half your infantry as they murderfuck themselves thanks to the cruciball of maledicsuckin.

Aw fuck there goes my warp spiders, 2 squads GONE cause of IMBA cruciball of maledicsuckin! Bg im out folks!

by Fugly cuckling April 28, 2021

The Four-Man Malkie

A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.

Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.

Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !

by Smithington1957 June 4, 2022