The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).
Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Usually caused by:
• Tree rebounds
• Putt that roles back
• Steep sand bunker shot that roles back
• The golf gods personally intervening
The term was coined by the not-so legendary golfer Cody Fish, who hit a beautiful 5 iron into a tree so hard the ball rolled back past him. Witnesses report that upon impact he shouted “Darsh!” and when the ball rolled back past his feet, he quietly added “…Mahoo.”
In advanced analytics, a Darsh Mahoo is recorded as –X yards gained.
Usually caused by:
• Tree rebounds
• Putt that roles back
• Steep sand bunker shot that roles back
• The golf gods personally intervening
The term was coined by the not-so legendary golfer Cody Fish, who hit a beautiful 5 iron into a tree so hard the ball rolled back past him. Witnesses report that upon impact he shouted “Darsh!” and when the ball rolled back past his feet, he quietly added “…Mahoo.”
In advanced analytics, a Darsh Mahoo is recorded as –X yards gained.
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