Adrian Monk

He is a fictional detective who's wife died in a car bomb. He has many mental health issues and many phobias. (which include the phobia of milk and germs)

"Hey have you seen Adrian Monk around? I need someone to solve this homicide."
"Nope, I think he's busy washing his hands."

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

Monk-fish

A fish derived of it's sanity and has the lowest IQ possible

Jash fish

by clops July 16, 2003

Ganja Monks

A group of people who have been known to cause anarchy and disorder throughout the Renfrewshire region of Scotland and further a field.

Ganja monks , ganja monks , dugs are scared of the ganja monks

by Sledgehammer Dave August 25, 2008

cuff a monk

to manipulate female Genitalia with ones hands(fingerbang)

every time I go out with a girl I have to cuff a monk

by P-Feezy November 3, 2003

fat monk

a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.

"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end

by haley ann March 9, 2008

brooke monk

she is beautiful, and a great person. her tiktoks make me happy, and she is a lovely being.

Omg did you see brooke monk’s new post? Look how pretty she is!

by fartpants3 November 26, 2021