A unique individual who is always there for her friends. She is sometimes shy and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though she should, she always knows the right things to say. She worries a little too much, but always about the important things. She's like a flower who's perfection can only be seen by a few. Hold on to her, she's the best that can happen to you
Leah-Maria is the type of girl you meet when you're too youg and you mess it up. But when you're older you realize: she was perfect
by garden_of_eden June 20, 2014
Get the leah-mariamug. Maria Eduarda might be brave and strong. She can be dangerous. She is very sexy, cute and beauty. Maybe she’s hiding something. Also she’s a different person. She can’t express she’s love only with words, but she can also express it with feelings. She might be a Brazilian. She is amazing! Some people wish to have she as friend. She is a very excited person. She don’t fall in love with someone easily. If you like her, give up if she doesn’t express your feeling. She might don’t say “I love u”. She might look at you and act like she’s your enemy. If you mess with her, darling, you are DEAD. She is sensitive and she might cry easily, but If she doesn’t, she is hiding her tears and act like is everything OK. Also… she is a very mysterious person. If u think u know all of her, ur wrong. She probably say “sup” or maybe “what’s up?”. But every Maria Eduarda can make friends easily. She can be nervous sometimes. She’s a very nice person. She loves to read. She can smile even on a rainy day. The question is, she hides a secret?
by Just a friend from Maria August 11, 2021
Get the Maria Eduardamug. When people hear the name Monica, they perceive you as someone who is full of life, uplifting, inspiring, and even charming but, little bratty girl. You are the life of the party with your lively, intelligent, and witty personality. Others will find you as strikingly attractive and like being the center of attention. You have psychic power. You can carry on for others with joy. You have a receptive nature and may bear burdens for others. You are pragmatic, thorough, strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
by mxpn_vriel June 10, 2021
Get the Maria Monicamug. a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.
"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
by elnewton January 18, 2009
Get the maria bamfordmug. Professional tennis player.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001
A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.
She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.
Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001
A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.
She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.
Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.
Sharapova will be the best ever if she plays long enough.
Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.
Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.
Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.
Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.
by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004
Get the Maria Sharapovamug. When a guy comes in your mouth and you bite down on his dick, uppercut him in the balls, and as he's writhing in pain you spit his cum in his eyes.
A girl's revenge for an unexpected Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, etc.
A girl's revenge for an unexpected Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, etc.
by JoGi May 29, 2009
Get the Nasty Mariamug. by Paddyfoot April 9, 2018
Get the maria graziamug.