Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

long sleep

Peaceful death

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep

by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

by Squibitz April 17, 2022

long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

long ruby

The facial expression, demeanor or body language associated with self pity.

Why the long ruby?

by shortsapphire February 20, 2011

long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.

My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.

by long gooch May 4, 2018