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long wong

1) I’ve got a long wong
2) Ching Chong Ding Dong is a long wong
by UWUasaurus April 21, 2019
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Long Slong

Teegan is one of the only females to have a huge long slong that’s comes into the room 5 minutes after she does
Damn baby you look fine as hell with that long slong
by longslonggg May 12, 2020
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Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021
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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.
"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."
by DutchPirate April 19, 2019
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Big long

by Skeet skeet 123 November 7, 2019
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Long-wilson

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.
“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”
by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019
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Youtube long

An online video of a length that would not traditionally be considered long but in the age of the internet and short attentions spans may as well be a feature length film. Basically anything over 3 minutes and god help you if it over 8
Hey when you get a chance you should watch this video. I know it's Youtube long but it's totally worth it.
by ahk057 June 20, 2016
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