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Long Panning

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.
“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”
by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022
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long willy

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."
by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018
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Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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long and frustrating

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.
by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022
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Josie Long

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument
She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.
by Boreoff June 11, 2020
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Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008
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