loaded

1)fucked up, drunk, high, or on something.
2)packing heat in gun

1)im loaded lets go to the party.
im loaded, i feel like fuckin someone up.
2)watch out, that niggas loaded.

by chimpy August 26, 2004

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

by 8david8 July 31, 2016

load

jizz

Ohh man i just blew my load in your mom's mouth.

by Alex February 24, 2003

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by “your_real_name.” July 29, 2018

Load Hugger

A person who, after receiving a load of ejaculate on their body, does not clean the load off but rather lets it dry and walks around with it still on their body all day - hence "Hugging the Load" or a Load Hugger. Generally used colloquially to describe a rude or inconsiderate person - similar to douchbag.

What? Joe just put on his suit and when to work right after you spooged all over his chest? He's quite an enthusiastic load hugger, no?

More commonly: Chuck ate your last doughnut and left the empty box on your desk? What a load hugger.

by Dusty Burner May 2, 2009

MLR (mid-load regret)

Man having sex with somebody. During the orgasm he is overcome with feelings of regret and wants to leave.

I was on a first date when I had an attack of MLR (mid-load regret)

by Tony Quintal October 9, 2007

Loaded Dick

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009