Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .

This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.

by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

limp afro

When your pubes are so covered in jizz they sag

It's actually makes it a lot easier to shave when u got a limp afro you don't even need to put shaving cream on

by Spoon MA anus October 18, 2017

limp bug

Limp bug is where a bunch of guys get I a train and jerk off into each other's mouths.

John:Guys that limp bug was awesome at the party last night.

by Love your moms partners October 26, 2017