This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
When an individual unknowingly slacks their wrists at t-rex heighth while walking or speaking. This phenomenon is exhibited by all types of people and they immediately place their arms at their sides when the behavior is called to attention.
Kim pointed out that Amy was limp wristing and Amy immediately placed her arm at her side and said, “What? No I wasn’t”.
by Lil Kdoe January 07, 2018
by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017
by realbrian September 12, 2019
You have/are a weak small penis.
by Katie B January 18, 2019
Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.
Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister
by Psyrain June 08, 2010
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020