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My Life is Twilight

A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.
Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!

HP Fan: What did it say?

Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT

HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.
by MrsSchlongbottom January 24, 2011
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Half-Life

A very good computer game that gets abused by HALO zombies. Basic single player owns. Got lots of addictive mods.
Half-Life owns. And Half-Life 2 will own HALO2
by Gungsta-Pasta August 4, 2003
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Life is Strange

The absolute best game you will ever play or watch. Chloe is a drug addict, Max is a hippie, Rachel is dead(oof) Kate is suicidal, Victoria is an asshole, Mark is a pervert, Nathan is a mentally damaged teen who is being used by Mark Jefferson to kidnap girls, and it involves time travel, a hick Oregon town of a few hundred people, and a huge waterspout.
"Life is Strange is the absolute best game ever! I don't know what fucktard would suggest otherwise!"
by Life is Strange- Poor Rachel February 1, 2018
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my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix
My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.
by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014
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Bike Life

Bike life is a life syle. Its your escape from life. Poping wheelies with your pack. Whether your on a petal bike or a dirt bike that bike is life.
Its that bike life . ya dig
by Bl.JayR September 9, 2019
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Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
by spike827 October 20, 2023
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Lidentity

A false identity made up of lies and tall-stories created by people to attract attention and mask their mediocrity.

Emo-kids are a prime example; 9/10 cases, their lives are problem free and they just say their lives are crap to get attention.
"Shit, dude. Mikey's been slitting his wrists again. His dad bullies him constantly."
"Bullpies; his dad's a great guy and devout Christian. Mikey's got a lidentity"

"Pete Wentz attempted suicide, he must have some serious problems."
"Can it, douchebag. He's in a super-successful multi-platinum band and he's dating Ashlee Simpson. His life's way better than mine'll ever be!"
"Sheesh, talk about lidentity."
by Shatty Fatmas October 23, 2007
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