leather headed womb bat

the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss!

also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jolly rodger, sausage, meat, beef, one eyed snake and trumpet!!!

by GAZ September 21, 2004

leathers

A term aimlessly used loudly with great expression and enthusiasm by sofa salesman whether aimed at customers or fellow colleagues throughout the day for no apparent reason, or when challenged for dropping litter out of a car window.

LEATHERS

by leatherhead July 18, 2011

leather

The state between flaccid and Boner

Coined by Adam Carolla in reference to the Leather-Stage, the stage in pottery when clay is approximately 15% moisture content and become difficult to work with

Dr. Drew is often in the leather stage

by marcah6 March 27, 2011

leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol

by calan123 April 27, 2010

Leather Licker

A woman who loves the scent of her man's new leather wallet almost as much as the wad of cash stashed within it!

I felt sorry for the old geezer, he should have known she only wanted him for his money. This is the second time he was duped by a Leather Licker.

by walker60 April 1, 2010

Leather

The in-between of a full on boner and a flaccid penis. As coined by Adam Carolla.

Hey dude, that chick isn't giving me a boner, but I definitely got some leather.

by Unity311 March 23, 2011

leatherface

A chainsmoking bitch who works in the same office building as you that everytime she walks by she smells like she just came out of the God damn sewer, dragged across a pile of horse shit, and wrung through a damn trash can! Oh, did I mention she laughs like a fucking hyena too??

"Dude, did you just see leatherface walk on by? She smells like shit bro!"

by Brigham January 30, 2007