A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
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