Kitty Boy

The hallowed name of the best cat that ever tolerated me.

Kitty Boy had a toe fall off one summer.

by sally flashman July 12, 2003

kitty face

An involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.

Other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.

A 'kitty face' may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner's hair.

Man: (to cat) Oh hello little puss puss, how lovely you look today. You have such nice fur, ooh I could just stroke you all day.

Woman: Darling leave that poor cat alone, you've got such a kitty face on.

by percypig August 17, 2009

punch kitty

Have vaginal sex with someone

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.

by cameronpeek June 30, 2007

kitty porn

The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.

"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."

by jon wasteland April 23, 2010

woods kitty

A skunk.

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.

by wormracer08 December 4, 2013

Kitty Condo

another name for vagina

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.

by jamesboob May 8, 2010

licks the kitty

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.

mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.

by jackal210 July 29, 2009