Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025

Joma

two hot wifeys

“Joma”

by a_xoxo January 24, 2026

Joma

fave couple

“Joma are two pretty wifeys”

by a_xoxo January 24, 2026

Joemaphobia

An intense fear of having to interact with an undesirable person.

That guy gives me a case of Joemaphobia.

by JuiceJake July 17, 2025

jermanonia

a germaphobic man named jerman from germany

he is such a jermanonia why cant he just flush his toilet
Why does jerman not want to touch the door is it because he is a jermanonia

by evanvanb-3 September 25, 2025

the jarmatron

noun
a half robot/ half professional footballing god that tends to get the ladies but cannot dance at all. But can do the robot exceptionally well.

'Did you see that dude over there? Hes the jarmatron homes!'

by el dandido October 6, 2005

Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011