Over hyped teenie-bopper band advocated by the Disney Channel. Contains not a iota of talent but is still liked because of the supposed "smexiness" of the members. Can be proven false by the size of their eyebrows.
"Like, oh my god! Did you see that Jonas Brothers fan vid?"
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
by Aerii October 8, 2008
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While on tour, The Jonas Brothers (Nick, Joe and the other one) had a Jonas Brother, after they fell asleep 5 minutes past their bedtime :O
by Brandouche11 March 9, 2009
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by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008
Get the kevin jonas mug.From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.
Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.
by Pspman July 15, 2009
Get the Jerking-the-Jonas mug.Kevin Jonas is the lead guitarist of the most wonderful band ever the Jonas Brothers! He is incredibly gogeous with both straight and curly hair. He is an amazing singer, though he only chooses to do back ups.
Girl; I love Kevin Jonas.
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!
Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!
Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!
by Crazykindofcrushonjonas February 25, 2008
Get the Kevin Jonas mug.(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station
they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)
Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.
they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)
Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.
Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?
Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.
(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)
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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !
Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?
Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!
Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.
Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !
Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.
(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)
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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !
Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?
Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!
Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.
Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !
by Urb4nD1ct10n4ry; Editor July 4, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.(noun.) A person who believes he/she is superior or more intelligent than someone who listens to the Jonas Brothers. It is eerily similar to the beliefs of Adolf Hitler on the Aryian race. Usually listens to metal or classic rock. also see neo-nazi
Jonas Hater: wow you like the Jonas Brothers? You will never get into college
Fan: What does music taste have to do with intelligence
Jonas Hater: .... Well it's been proven
Fan: It's also been proven that it isnt *shows statistics*
Jonas Hater: I can't read that graph
Fan: and I'M the unintelligent one?
Fan: What does music taste have to do with intelligence
Jonas Hater: .... Well it's been proven
Fan: It's also been proven that it isnt *shows statistics*
Jonas Hater: I can't read that graph
Fan: and I'M the unintelligent one?
by vygostky February 28, 2011
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