John

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019

John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

by Bronnon October 3, 2019

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019