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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
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Jason

It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.
“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
by Austinhere October 15, 2019
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Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
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Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
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Jason

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine
by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022
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You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
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