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Jason

A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!
by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018
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Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
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Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
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Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
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