Jake

Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.

by Nicklyn May 29, 2011

Jake

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

by Dan Wyant February 26, 2007

jake

A Fat person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving {oral}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

by Rob Bury November 24, 2006

jake

person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

by zac fordd January 06, 2009

jake

some fucking faggot that everyone wants to slap this shit out of

i will slap the living shit out you Jake you fucking kike

by _real_phobia June 14, 2017

Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.

I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm

by lavenderrty October 04, 2009