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stray ipods

Ipods left in a car after smoking marijuana. Usually forgotten about by the high people.
Dude I have so many stray ipods in my car right now.
Dude u have crazy stray ipods in this car
by Kavin Chertits May 25, 2008
mugGet the stray ipodsmug.

ipod shuffle

Another ingenious creation by Apple.

About the size of a pack of gum, the iPod Shuffle holds up to 240 songs for much more reasonable price than the other, more expensive iPods (iPod Video, iPod Nano, iPod mini, etc.). With one simple slide, one can program the iPod Shuffle to play straight through or play songs in random order. Indeed, the iPod Shuffle is by far the eaiest mp3 player to operate. And when it comes down to it, they're just plain cute.

iPod Shuffles sell for $99.
Joey: The other iPods may have fancier features, but I like my iPod Shuffle.
Merideth: Yeah, plus,I was able to pay for it myself with my money from my after-school job at Dairy Queen.
by AbbyhasaniPodShuffle April 9, 2006
mugGet the ipod shufflemug.

iPod sex

A disturbing trend among American teens in which someone writes and records audio erotica about a friend. This person will then listen to the vulgar audio file in public, often in the presence of unwitting friends and family.
After John sent her his latest mp3, Mary was suspended for having iPod sex at school.
by hornydude6969 August 15, 2011
mugGet the iPod sexmug.

iPod ADD

having so many songs on your iPod or MP3 player you can't decide on one
I spent half an hour trying to decide on a song. I have iPod ADD
by Randoll April 27, 2007
mugGet the iPod ADDmug.

soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.
I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?
by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011
mugGet the soggy iPodmug.

iPod Kilo

The largest iPod aka, the iPad
"I saw a guy with one of those iPod Kilo's in Starbucks yesterday"

"A iPod Kilo?"

"You know, an iPad"
by fonzijr1964 May 23, 2010
mugGet the iPod Kilomug.

iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011
mugGet the iPod Slothmug.

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