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Instagram

A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.

*Eric opens instagram*

*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*

Eric: oh shit

*Eric continues to scroll*

*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*

*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*

Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.

*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 20, 2024
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instagram comments

Synonym for hell on earth. It is a place where nothing is safe. Some comments may cause disgust in the viewer. No mercy is allowed and you will get calles the n-word more times than you can count.
Person 1: "Did you see these instagram comments on this disabled child's post?"
Person 2: "No, what did they say?"
Person 1: "Bro looks like Quagmire 💀", "nigga is built like Crimson chin" , "Retigga", " Giggity ahh face".
by Yothou12 April 28, 2024
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Instagram

instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram
by sillysamuel May 2, 2024
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Instagram reels

Go to site for misinformation, logical fallacies, conspiracies, conclusions drawn from speculation and baseless premises, outright racist and extremist bullshit and is pretty much the deepest, most densely packed collection of the dumbest beings in the observable universe, scientists are still quantifying as to how a black hole hasn’t formed yet.
*science man opens Instagram reels* *dies*
by Daniel De Ferrdo May 25, 2024
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ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context
by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 9, 2024
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Instagram

Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh
by domainflipper February 11, 2024
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Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.
I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.
by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024
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