white retard

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.
Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.
by Seagulls.exe September 22, 2017
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White Lightning

Single distilled ethyl-alcohol. Sometimes refered to as moonshine, white liquor, white lightning, mountain dew, hooch, homebrew, white whiskey, and corn liquor. White Lightning differs from true moonshine in that moonshine is usually double or triple distilled, where as white lightning is generally the product of a single distillation. Crystal clear, resembling water.
I just finished boiling off a batch of good ol' White Lightning.
by NJen25 January 08, 2017
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White Shark

(verb) When a chick giving head and she be totally chompin on that thang. Bruh can’t even get off cause it feels like a cheese grater down there.
“Damn bruh she’s fine as hell.”

“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
by domolitty December 19, 2019
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white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.
Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"
by Mike G.....///.... October 10, 2010
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White silk

The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!
Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!
by Philip wheel November 17, 2013
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white spencer

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.
Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.
by Porn Pit December 03, 2010
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White mustang

A term for a white mans penis, used mostly by women in the Bay Area and New York.
by Brooklyn- December 31, 2020
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