paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!
by tfiosinfinities May 02, 2015
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Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions
"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"
by KyZhar July 25, 2022
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Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist May 26, 2011
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Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.
Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 04, 2018
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A&R relationship

Basically, it's the most toxic relationship that can ever exist where the girl keeps giving undless chances for the boy who doesn't deserve them. He doesn't love or care and she keeps thinking he will start caring at some point.
Meriem : love me.
Yasser : i don't need to, i already do.

Aya : rayan would never tell me that.
*screams angrily for rayan to come*
Rayan : are we breaking up? yeeeyyyy

Yasser : yikes, that's an A&R relationship
by Definitelynotmeyem September 22, 2020
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Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
by the real barney stinson May 28, 2013
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Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.
This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.
by Smilemptysoul June 07, 2014
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