relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

relationship goddess

Someone who is great at realationships.

I need some advice on chandler. I'll ask Ashley, she is a relationship goddess.

by Delaneraeee November 22, 2015

relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.

Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.

by sherwoodian June 11, 2011

Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.

Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

by Bucaro March 31, 2022

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.

This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.

by Smilemptysoul June 7, 2014

babe relationship

when you aren't dating but you both like each other and you're always like hey babe, babe this, babe that

Girl: my babe is the best

Friend: you don't have a bf

Girl: I know but we like each other and I'm he is my babe,you can say I'm stuck in a babe relationship

by honey_baby October 18, 2013