Ian

The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.

Man, that guy is such an Ian!

by IMANIAN May 28, 2013

Ian

The world's largest asshole he doesn't have a dad and everyone hates him.also his moms a slut.

I hate Ian..

by Hixxxp March 4, 2016

ian

Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.

Dude, quit being an ian.

by paperfacecut March 14, 2010

Ian

The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)

Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!

by Crazy Ex:) August 3, 2010

Ian

A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"

If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".

by Nancy1090 May 28, 2008

Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019

Ian

They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.

"Mom, dad, I'm Ian"

by cjetson April 24, 2019