Homo doofious

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.

The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.

by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008

Flag

Get the Homo doofious mug.

Homo's Dozen

When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.

EX 1:

Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine

Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.

EX 2:

Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen

Steele: What a bunch of tools.

by Avoca21 July 14, 2010

Flag

Get the Homo's Dozen mug.

jocko homo

A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!

by revo January 30, 2005

Flag

Get the jocko homo mug.

homo thug

A gay thug.

We're getting tired of this homo thug, please go get a life and stop watching men take showers at 24 hour fitness.

by harleeeRyda April 14, 2010

Flag

Get the homo thug mug.

no homo tho

when you say some gay shit, but you not gay

joe: bruh I see you with that drop top tho.
harry: you want me to drop top?
joe: WHAT?!?!?! bruh you on that gay shit!!
harry: i said no homo tho.
joe: Aight i thought you was on that gay shit.

by i thought you was on that gay August 19, 2019

Flag

Get the no homo tho mug.

homo depot

nickname for Home Depot, as all the gay men go on Saturday morning for the supplies to remodel they homes, and cruise all the married men there doing the same.

I need a box of nail, Joe, let's head to Homo Depot for them and we can check out the hot daddies in shorts

by Denny57 August 14, 2007

Flag