Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*

We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakin’ the rest of the day

by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023

Hillbilly Condo

A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.

Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.

The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here…

by SeaCrone June 5, 2025

Hillbilly Wave

Noun. To give someone the hillbilly wave is to show them your middle finger, and it's not very nice, but it's useful for when you want to use the F word on someone without making a sound.

I cut someone off in traffic and they responded by giving me the hillbilly wave.

by Ilooklikeyoda June 23, 2014

Hillbilly Hibachi

The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.

Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.

by the real dick clark January 7, 2022