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Hobo Handy

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums
by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017
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Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.
Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!
by Nessachuu June 24, 2016
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Handy Manny

A handcuffed Blowjob/Handjob which includes the usage of power tool sex toys such as a Drilldo
"babe I want a handy Manny so bad right now"
by Ahegaorgasm July 24, 2022
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Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.
by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021
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Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job
Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy
by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024
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pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
by breezygoing January 31, 2021
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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal September 3, 2015
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