sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale April 19, 2018

the point guard

when your teams point guard doesn't pass puts up hundreds of shots and only scores 2 points and then blames it on the teams defence

bro why is this guy the point guard

by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025

new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.

The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

Guard

A guard doesn't change because someone is desperate to get themselves let in.

It was never going to be her shack and it was never going to be her guard, because there was no such thing as her going back in time and being originally from the city she was trying to claim as her own. She didn't even hold her own town sacred, but her town was her business. Nobody from the other town was changing the guard to her, giving her the key to anything, or letting her take theirs, as some people did hold their town sacred.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders

E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.

by Clever Guard April 17, 2025

The basement guard effect

The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”

- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting

- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me

by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024

fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 6, 2022