Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

Woo Grenade

A girl whom woos while under the influence of alcohol. Also Being a grenade witch is a 6 or under. One of the worst combinations to come across.

Guys: "Hey guys they girls are here"

*door opens*

Girls: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (ima 6)

Perfect example Woo Grenade

by basedgod420 July 25, 2011

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011

shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area

jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade

by c_mac December 12, 2007

man grenade

The cock blockin Fat chick you have to jump on so your buddy can get the hottie.

"This fat bitch has been cock blockin me all night I need you to jump on the man grenade"

by alphamale70 February 24, 2008

Stun grenade

while your girlfriends asleep you put your fully erect penis inside her vagina all the way then pull out and run away,

dude while Jan was asleep lastnight i stuck my penis inside her really fast then ran away. i gave her a stun grenade.

by destroy850 January 22, 2009