Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.

Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.

by Captn Jax Macky April 13, 2011

Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.

John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"

by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009

red garden

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

Ah damn yesterday I had an orgy and it was a red garden

by ;)69 September 30, 2019

garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

Gardening Eden

getting down and dirty

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.

by andres u March 4, 2009

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021